chocosong:

<How to Get a Boyfriend>
Order a cup of coffee to take-out.
Give the coffee to a male you are interested in and tell him, “If the coffee tastes good, we date; if not, bug off.”
The coffee at our café is good. It is guaranteed that you will end up dating.
If, by chance, you get dumped, then come back. We will give you a cup of hot coffee that you can pour on his face.

chocosong:

<How to Get a Boyfriend>

  1. Order a cup of coffee to take-out.
  2. Give the coffee to a male you are interested in and tell him, “If the coffee tastes good, we date; if not, bug off.”
  3. The coffee at our café is good. It is guaranteed that you will end up dating.
  4. If, by chance, you get dumped, then come back. We will give you a cup of hot coffee that you can pour on his face.

dunkelmans:

my favorite olympic sport is, without a doubt, card games on ice

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princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

ripstudwell:

officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle

freudianpunk:

Journalism continues to struggle

freudianpunk:

Journalism continues to struggle

vagi2k14sodium:

this websites brief obsession with cotton eyed joe was so eerie and it couldn’t have played out any more perfectly because i am still left with two remaining questions:

  • where did it come from
  • where did it go
pantsareunwelcome:

deleted scenes from AHS: Asylum got me feeling some type of way

pantsareunwelcome:

deleted scenes from AHS: Asylum got me feeling some type of way

castielsteenwolf:

fuhrisky:

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sherlockintheimpala:

castielsteenwolf:

im doing my math hw

congrats

thank you

why does this have 200 notes

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thanks

happymahiru:

happymahiru:

there are a lot of serial killers outside and they sound like little girls being attacked by geese wtf shut up im trying to sleep here

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THERE ARE GEESE OUTSIDE HOLY SHIT I MEAN GEESE WHO SOUND LIKE LITTLE GIRLS BEING ATTACKED BY SERIAL KILLERS I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP BADLY

fasterfood:

sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate