May 2012
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I think my blog exists pretty much just to document the slow but sure degeneration of my psychological state…
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How to Flirt
smile
wink
use cheesy pick up lines
gently stroke cheek
slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
drag to car
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Watchomg i made the weirdest sound just now
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brucejennersbitch:
i don’t think there was a time when the club could handle me
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hypergravitymode asked: Hey, favourite blog C: How are youuuu? Don't you dare clean your room.
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do you guys want to ask me some stuff or should i get off my ass and clean my room :(
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mercerism:
the effectiveness of deleting a post after its started accumulating notes
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commanderinqueef:
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
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fainted-dusts:
eeleyes:
calmgiant:
How to...
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ringdingdongable:
row row row ur boat
gently off the cliff
thanks
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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives
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bitterbloodandglitter:
You seem to be saying ‘I hate caramello chocolate’ but all I’m hearing is ‘I am the child of Satan’.
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mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
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procrastinates:
i betcha hoped no one would notice your typo
i noticed it
i always
notice it
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Anonymous asked: i wish i could send u a banana to show you how much i care (╯︵╰,)
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Watchgaysorylover:
double-pinkie-promise:
endofunctor:
spiswatchingyou:
i-steal-your-pantsu:
videohall:
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
what the hell
oh my gOD
i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part
oh man this looks awesome
DO WANT
WITCHCRAFT.
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funeralfrost:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
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how to do your homework
you don’t
now lie back and watch your hopes and dreams go away
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ollymurs:
i would follow you but your theme
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isetmynarwhalsonfire:
we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen
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puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
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Watch
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my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
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rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
arlingtondr:
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fawningly:
coepi:
things i am scared of doing:
ordering food in a restaurant
walking down a busy high street on my own
talking to people on the phone
asking for help in a shop
meeting new people
being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
gpoy
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This girl in bio just asked how to spell ‘DNA’
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