omg AHAHHA too late! i fear the worst has come

I CAN SEE MY FLOORBOARDS 

omg you are the cutest human being ever :( no one understands me like you do they all bring me apples and pears 

they all ask what was wrong and i smiled and said nothing then i turned around and whispered

*~**~i wanted a banana~**~

ONLY IF YOU PROMISE TO NOT FORCE SOCIAL INTERACTION UPON ME 

and omg i’m just sitting here laughing at what it must look like to someone when you start following them

idk are you my spirit animal

um excuse you i am the finest cucumber in town

in 5 days omg you guys should send me chocolate and other fanciful fruitiful scrumptacious gifts ok or we can’t be friends

omg not yet! when i’m not too busy sitting on my ass or sleeping i will be sure to watch it though ok i promise

i like to think i have a sufficient number of ears, eyes and fingers

well my hobbies include sitting around on my ass all day and stealing snacks from the kitchen, AHAHA, tell me about you

Good question, dear anon. 

The double-slit experiment is a demonstration that matter and energy can display characteristics of both waves and particles, and demonstrates the fundamentally probabilistic nature of quantum mechanical phenomena. In the basic version of the experiment, a coherent light source such as a laser beam illuminates a thin plate pierced by two parallel slits, and the light passing through the slits is observed on a screen behind the plate. The wave nature of light causes the light waves passing through the two slits to interfere, producing bright and dark bands on the screen — a result that would not be expected if light consisted strictly of particles. However, on the screen, the light is always found to be absorbed as though it were composed of discrete particles or photons. This establishes the principle known as wave–particle duality. Additionally, the detection of individual photons is observed to be inherently probabilistic, which is inexplicable using classical mechanics.

i may or may not have copied that from wikipedia how dare you accuse me of such blasphemy lets take this to the streets

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um what kind of question is this

ONLY ALL THE TIME

AHAHAHHA ANON YOU ARE SO SASSY

the secrets of a parallel universe that’s what